What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
10.06.2025 02:15
Then came..
Still no good.
Minds and Behinds
What are some ways to drive women crazy while many men don't know?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
They put up a sign reading
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Does CloudFlare protect blackhat sites from DDOS attacks?
No, not a chance
Freaks and Cheeks
Unacceptable again!
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So they tried
Still no good
Another attempt resulted in ...
Can a 40-year-old date a 20-year-old?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Just Forget it!
All international travelers should get measles vaccinations, CDC says - AP News
Next, they tried...
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Nuts and Butts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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So, the docs changed it to read
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Aussie firms Soul Patts and Brickworks' $9 billion merger sends their shares rocketing - CNBC
Thumbs down again.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
share office space ...
Japanese Scientists Develop Artificial Blood Compatible With All Blood Types - Tokyo Weekender
No way
Everyone loved it.
Loons and Moons